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MARK SIMMONS

Auditorium Fri 8 May 2026
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MARK SIMMONS

As Seen on Mock The Week, BT Sport and ITV, “Master of one-liners’” Mark Simmons had a ground-breaking 200+ date sell out debut tour lasting two years, spanning the UK, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand. 

Mark is back on tour in 2026 with Jest To Impress, a brand new show packed with even more expertly crafted one-liners, alongside his trademark off-the-cuff jokes based on random audience suggestions.

Mark is enjoying further success with his podcast, Jokes With Mark Simmons, where he invites a fellow comic, such as Gary Delaney, Sarah Millican, Milton Jones, and Penn & Teller to discuss jokes that they’ve written but for whatever reason couldn’t get to work.

Tickets £22 Friends 10% Off

14+ years

  • ★★★★

    "Master of the crisp, clean, one-line zinger"

    Evening Standard
  • ★★★★

    "A talented comic with an artisan’s grasp of joke writing"

    Chortle
  • ★★★★

    "Absolutely hilarious"

      Scotsman

Theatre Severn

MARK SIMMONS

Fri 8 May 2026

Mark is back on tour, bringing even more expertly crafted one-liners.

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